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The Truth About Dave — “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

November 7th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman I think it was my senior year in high school in which my friend Dave first discovered the truth. And since I was his best friend, he was determined to impart the truth to me as well. It was a cover story in Time magazine, I’m pretty sure, that set Dave off. It [...]

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The Big Schlep — “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

January 8th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman A shamus knows he’s getting old when people ask him stupid questions. And this shamus has been getting a lot of stupid questions lately — things people ought to know without needing to have an over-the-hill private eye like me to tell them. I realized that early one Friday morning in the damp [...]

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Ancient Teeth–What They Mean and What They Say

January 3rd, 2011 · No Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman Scientific papers are not generally thought of as allusive, but, as the article I wrote for Nature this week shows, intentional ambiguity is not foreign to the scientific world. So are the eight ancient human teeth, some dated as far back as 300,000-400,000 years ago, that Avi Gopher of Tel Aviv University and [...]

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Finkelstein Contra Aljazeera

December 3rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman Worth reading: Israel Finkelstein’s rebuttal to Aljazeera’s propaganda film Looting the Holy Land, which accuses Israel of a systematic policy of stealing artifacts from the West Bank. Finkelstein is the Tel Aviv University archaeologist whose “late chronology” theory claims that most of the finds once attributed to the era of Kings David and [...]

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Counter-Demonstration– “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

November 9th, 2010 · 16 Comments · Culture and Ideas, Politics and Policy

Haim Watzman Last Friday, as I mulled over whether to go to the weekly Sheikh Jarrah demonstration, I came across a poem by Natan Zach that I clipped from the newspaper last summer. Zach, whose poems often find him alone in his apartment, afraid to connect and frozen in inaction, declares: “Greater is the courage [...]

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For Whom the Pole Knells– “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

October 17th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman My friend Frank is a man unto himself, a person apart. He stands up for what he believes. He always tells me: “I countenance no compromises in the venue of values. I care about the indigent in India, about the glaciers in Greenland, and about the war-weary in Waziristan.” He is involved in [...]

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Land’s End– “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

September 18th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman “Man, this is the life!” I say as I lean back in my empyreanite chair and stretch my legs and arms out as far as they can go. My Talmud is open in front of me, Debussy’s “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun” is wafting through the beit midrash, and a cool, [...]

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You’re a Good Man, Bibi Brown — “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

July 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman “Fire! Fire! The Temple’s on fire!” I cry out, waking myself up. Ilana rolls over and glares at me. “Calm down,” she says. “Your freedoms do not include shouting ‘Fire!’ in a crowded Temple.” “Ohmigod,” I say. “I had the weirdest nightmare.” “It must be something you didn’t eat,” Ilana suggests. “I was [...]

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The Story of Mr. In-Between– “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

June 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman On Monday, January 29, 1945, by swerve of shore and bend of bay, the SS Rizwani sailed into Alexandria and Tally Clerk Elias David Levy went ashore. The photo on his leave pass shows a dark youth with intense eyes, broad shoulders, and oiled hair, carefully parted on the left. He’s wearing a [...]

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How To Jump Off A Cliff — “Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

May 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman I trail behind my son on the steep descent into the Amiam canyon in the central Golan. He’s in sandals and I’m in hiking boots, but he skips down like a mountain goat as I lumber like the cows that observe us inscrutably from the opposite slope. While I count myself a good [...]

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Profound Esophagus –”Necessary Stories” column from The Jerusalem Report

April 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Culture and Ideas

Haim Watzman My dearest Ms. Profound Esophagus, My heart has been racing and my mind churning since our meeting last night on level minus 4 of the Jerusalem municipality parking garage. Since my All The President’s Men-inspired leap into journalism when I was just out of college three decades ago I have long imagined of [...]

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Secret Agents and the Rule of Law

April 9th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Politics and Policy

Haim Watzman Doing press for even the nicest Western secret internal security agency would be a job from hell. Even the best-intentioned, humanist secret security agents must do a lot of unpalatable things to keep the citizens of their countries safe and happy. So when I, an Israeli citizen, criticize the Israel Security Agency (which [...]

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